Friday, November 13, 2009

Alien Invasion!

It's Friday the 13th. The aliens have landed. I didn't believe it at first, especially since I don't know what aliens are, but the low whispers and growls about an alien invasion started to take form today. What I learned from the talk around the hospital, is that aliens make you sick. They can come from anywhere. No one knows how they get inside you, in fact the pictures my people saw today of the aliens made them shake their heads in disbelief.


All I know is that for one sick little cat named Baxter, the aliens were all too real. “He hasn't eaten anything in days.” his mother said, “and every time he tries to drink it comes right back up! Now he brings up dark green liquid that smells disgusting!”. That is apparently the tell tale sign of an alien invasion. Mother knew it right away. She put the weakened kitten on the humming table to take a picture to try to identify the problem.

And there it was, in black and white.... alien invasion. No one in the clinic could believe it. Baxter's mom knew the moment she saw the picture though...”it's an alien, from right off our floor at home”.

I couldn't believe my ears! Aliens are on the floors? They can get in to your body and make you sick? I cowered in the back of my villa and kept all eyes forward. I was not going to let an alien invade me!

Mother had to put the fluid tube in Baxter's arm to fill him back up. Then he had to have a procedure in the special no-dogs-allowed room. Under all the drapes, I could just see as the alien came out of the cat's belly. Everyone in the clinic gathered around the window to see the alien arrive. I kept my mouth firmly shut. I was not about to let that alien get inside me.

I really hope this only happens on Friday the 13th.

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