Cats! I do not understand the fascination people have with cats. They don’t come when they’re called, I’ve never seen one do a single trick, or even sit when asked, and they smell like a mix of skunk and pine trees. We’ve had two cats staying with us for the past two days, and all I smell is cat. Vocal Vonnie says tom cats smell especially strong. Well, they were tom cats before mother gave them the sleepy pinch and removed their smelly parts. Sweet Sally and Patient Pam worked around the clock changing their bed pans, taking out the garbage and spraying fruity spray. And then all I could smell was fruity cat.

The brothers Cat have been having a great time in the new condos. Bea and I refer to our den away from the den as a ‘villa’. We have plenty of room to sleep, wrestle, eat, and sleep some more but if we have a villa, these cats have a mansion. Each condo has 3 rooms, and then there are doors that open to allow the brothers to share space, with open access to all 6 rooms. They also have actual windows, and no bars on them. I love windows. They’re great for making nose prints.

It might be nice to be a cat and get to stay in one of those fancy new condos. That is, unless I had to smell like they do, nothing could be worth that!